Other funny stories from Professor Oaks

Professor Oaks recounted a story to us today about two of his children and how his family is just a little bit different. Enjoy!

Two of my kids were sitting at the dinner table eating McDonald's Happy Meals and I was in another room and just happened to hear the following exchange. My daughter said "I love chicken nuggets!" and the boy, in standard child fashion, replied "Why don't you marry them?" Instead of the conversation ending there, like a conversation between NORMAL children would, my daughter said "Okay!" and proceeded to perform the marriage ceremony complete with her personal rendition of "Here Comes the Bride." After the ceremony was over there was a moment or two of silence. My son then said, "You can't eat them now, can you?"