I don't remember dreaming last night but I do remember being shoved around the bed by a sleeping Tyson and then him shouting "STOP" for no reason. I've never heard him shout like that before. It startled me.
The night before last I dreamed that I got sent to Alcatraz and I had to fight my cell mate to the death. He stabbed me in the arm with a red ball point pen so I stabbed him in the heart with a fountain pen. Sort of reminds me of Red Eye + Alcatraz + WWE. I thought weird dreams were supposed to end when pregnancy ended. I also thought heartburn was supposed to end then after pregnancy. LIES.